From warmth to frigid – this race certainly is going to extremes.  The racers had to complete one more task to wrap up their stay in Brazil.  The racers had to leave the pit stop and head out to this place that had them take a 300ft zipline across a valley.  Everyone managed to find the place without any problems, but Mr. Intensity, Lake, of course, instead of listening to his wife’s direction turns the wrong way and gets them lost.  And top it all off he tells his wife to shut up not once but twice! And then tells her not to act like a bitch.  Lake, true to his nature, did not even acknowledge his mistake in driving the wrong way.  Shades of Jonathan & Victoria.  I hope I don’t have to listen to him degenerate into outright verbal abuse.  At this time my most fondest wish is for them to get eliminated SOON!
 
Everyone made it through the zipline without mishap.  Even Danielle, who has issues with heights, got along fine.  At the completion of the zipline they got another clue and its destination was Russia.  They all made it to the airport and ended up all taking the same flight to Russia.
 
Upon arriving in Russia they had to go to this outdoor heated pool to perform this roadblock.  The clue before opening the roadblock mentioned someone wanting to take the plunge so instead of taking a hint from the wording of the clue and trying to figure out the best person to perform the roadblock, team members ponied up and volunteered.  This proved to be problematic to Yolanda, who professed she sank in water and mom and daughter team, Wanda & Desiree, of which Wanda confessed to not being able to dive.  After a few fitful starts and other teams telling her to hurry because they couldn’t dive until she dove, Yolanda finally took the plunge.  They showed Ray watching her descend into the pool and looking concerned until she surfaced.  Whereas Wanda jumped into the pool but was unable to dive to retrieve the clue that was affixed to the bottom of the pool.  After many attempts, some slight hysterics and with the locals cheering her on Wanda finally was able to get deep enough in the pool to grab it. 
 
Jeremy and Eric, demonstrating their increasing closeness with Dani and Danielle, waited for them after completing their diving roadblock.  They all piled into the same van to take them to the next location, a monastery.  As they were driving they started taking inventory and realized the girls did not have their clue and the fanny pack.  The girls immediately stopped the van, got out and found another cab to take them back to the pool, dismissing their cab upon getting there.  They ran into Wanda & Desiree exiting the swimming venue on their way to the monastery.  The teaming up with the boys during this leg and at the pit stop I believe is taking them out of their game.  They made two major mistakes and started sniping at each other.  Forgetting the fanny pack was one major mistake and then dismissing the cab when they got back to the pool was the other.  And when they were trying to get a cab and not having much luck, desperation started setting which shortened their tempers.  If they are going to hook up with the boys – they are going to need to keep their eyes on the prize not some bulging biceps. 
 
From the monastery the teams had a detour which consisted of scouring the inside and outside of a trolley or plow through 1500 Russian nesting dolls looking for the clue to the next location.  Some of the teams decided to scrub the trolleys but their drivers where unable to find the trolley yard so BJ & Tyler, Eric & Jeremy and Fran & Barry, Lake & Michelle had to change course and join Ray & Yolanda at the theater disassembling nesting dolls looking for a clue.   Eric & Jeremy were the first to find one, then Lake & Michelle found the next one and they were on their way to Red Square. 
 
While Dave & Lori, and Monica & Joseph, sharing the same taxi van got lost in the city trying to find the trolley depot, Wanda & Desiree were able to find the depot & started washing a trolley and they were joined shortly by Dani & Danielle.  Dave & Lori and Monica & Joseph’s driver finally found the place and they got to cleaning too. 
 
After completing the roadblock the teams were directed to Red Square where unbeknownst to them and me they met Phil only to be informed that this leg is not over and we will see the completion of it next week.  DRAT!
 
I realize this race has already been run and nothing I say will affect the outcome of this race.  These weekly installments give me the illusion of having an effect on the race.  So I will continue to critique and offer my insight, like these teams need to read every word in the clues.  The wording in the clues allude to what is coming next and they can pick the best person suited to accomplish the task if they just look at the words in the clues.  Come on teams – be astute and think!
 
So that being said:  just some quick comments:  Lake – awful, awful man.  I want them to be eliminated soon.    Dani & Danielle, (who my 13yr old calls “hot”), need to quit trying to think they can flirt and have fun – this leg proved they need to concentrate on the race not the boys.  Ray and Yolanda – capable of going all the way – but slow down & scrutinize the clue and then make your choices.  Fran and Barry did better, but then there was really no taxing physical task set up.  Lori and Dave, the nerds, still like them.  They do what needs to be done and go onto the next task.  Mo Jo – was quiet this episode other than Mo uttering an inane and idiotic – “ I don’t know much about Russian men other than they smoke and drink a lot”.  Mom & daughter – mom get a grip.  Calm down and you will be able to get it done.  Eric & Jeremy – climbing to the top of my hit parade.  I like their attitude, doesn’t hurt they are good to look at.  As for BJ & Tyler – still freewheeling and one of the leaders.   
 
 
